Things Stressed Woman May Say At Work

1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.
2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
6. Do I look like a people person?
7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescentlighting.
8. I started out with nothing and I still have most ofit left.
9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap.You choose.
10. Why don't you try practicing random acts ofintelligence and senseless acts of self-control?11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30years.
12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?1
4. Stress is when you wake up screaming and yourealize you haven't gone to sleep yet!
15. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
16. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
17. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
18. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
19. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with apersonality.
20. Chaos, panic and disorder . . . my work here isdone.
21. Ambivalent? Well, yes! and no.
22. You look like shit. Is that the style now?
23. Earth is full. Go home.
24. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?
25. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
26. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
27. If assholes could fly, this place would be anairport.
28. Look in my eyes.....Do you see one ounce ofgive-a-shit?

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